Showing posts from August, 2006

pranking idiots

OMG!! I just had soo much fun. There is this total ass that bothers me every now and then. I have told him I don't want him to talk to me, to call me, to IM me or even think about me. However, he just doesn't listen. He tried to send me an IM again. So I decided to mess with his head. There is this awesome prank online that you can play on people who use AIM, AOL, or ICQ. After the prank is done, you actually get a transcript of what happened. Checked this out!!
GrayGooose515(11:14:02): Hey honey
JoeinFtMyers23(11:14:39): do i know you?
GrayGooose515(11:14:54): im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
JoeinFtMyers23(11:15:02): who are you?
GrayGooose515(11:15:10): my name is megan
JoeinFtMyers23(11:15:22): where do you live megan?
GrayGooose515(11:15:31): north carolina
JoeinFtMyers23(11:15:45): oh we probably talked before
GrayGooose515(11:15:57): your weird lol
JoeinFtMyers23(11:16:07): i am, why?
GrayGooose515(11:16:22): i have been so ti…

pranks to pull

A friend of mine emailed me a list of pranks to pull on people. These are too funny not to pass on!

When two (ore more) people are working ay desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!

Put a piece of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.

It is always a good habit to lock your computer before heading off for coffee or a smoke. When someone forgets and leaves a Word document or an email open, type a single word somewhere in the text. fuck or so will do nicely. Theyll never notice and send it out.

Get a hold of someone's cell phone and change the greeting banner to say "NO SERVICE". Many cell phones have greeting banners on them that you can personalize to say whatever you want them to and it stays on there when y…

the state of HMOs in the US

My mom had her knee replacement on Friday. I am not even sure what to think at this point. The surgeon originally told us that it would be only about an hour & a half to two hours for the surgery. It ended up lasting five hours. He said that she was stable & doing well. However, when we went into the recovery room to see her, the nurse stated "We have been working to stabilize her condition". That let's me know that she wasn't stable & something was going on. One look at her monitor showed that her heart rate & respirations were all over the place. She ended up going into ICU.

Her entire stay in ICU, she was throwing PVCs (premature ventricular contraction) and she was in atrial fibrillation. Plus her heart rate would spike intensely. In a younger person, it would be easier to recover from this. However, in a 76 year old woman with major health issues, it can definitely lead to heart attack or stroke.

She was also on a PCA pump filled with mo…